What Do You Call a... jokes
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...