What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.