What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
