What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.