Well jokes
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.