Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Weight Jokes
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender could squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time, weight lifters, lumberjacks, men in the Army, and etc. But still, nobody could do it.
One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "okay," and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?" The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS."
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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