Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.