Weight jokes

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.

Location is in London by the way.

One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.

His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.

Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.