Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
