Weight jokes
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...