Weight jokes
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
You are fat.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...