Weight jokes
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Memes
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.