Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Memes
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!