Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
You are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.