Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
You are fat.
Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!