What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
Are you wearing a diaper Because your butt looks so saggy
What do you call a dog wearing a beret? Smeargle!
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
I wear a nose on my forehead
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Friend: I got bit Other friend: By what? Friend : A dog Other friend :( Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies )
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
