People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
I wear a nose on my forehead
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did sally cross the road? She didn’t wear her seatbelt
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Friend: I got bit Other friend: By what? Friend : A dog Other friend :( Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies )
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
