Weapon

Weapon jokes

Grenade

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

Difference

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

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  • Gun

    What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

    A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

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  • Memes

    Grade

    A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

    Story

    True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

    The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

    Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

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  • Shooter

    VOTING SEMIFINAL 1

    LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

    DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

    Vote for the better joke.

    Shooting

    Mother got shot, damn.

    Father got shot, damn.

    Sister got shot, damn.

    Brother got shot, damn.

    Auntie running away with a shotgun!

    Gun

    Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

    You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

    Gun

    What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

    Kid

    What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

    Special forces.

    Gun

    I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

    Shovel

    During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

    Baby

    What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

    Catching it with a pitchfork.