Weapon jokes
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.