Weapon jokes
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Memes
When one just isn't enough
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.