Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
it was just a big hunter killer drone
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A finger-gun👉👌
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
Pov: you are 7y and you find a stick. SORD.
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
