Weapon jokes
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
When one just isn't enough
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.