Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
my syndrome may be down but my money be up 😈
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
Why does elephants never get rich? because they work for penuts!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
The w in Africa stands for wealth
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
Ever heard of the currency TNT? All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT.
What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich 😜
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.