Wealth jokes
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
150,000$
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What color is your Bugatti?
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.