If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
What color is your Bugatti?
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
