Wealth jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.

Weird, he usually uses a sock.

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

What color is your Bugatti?

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The helicopter blade!

How do you enter your house?

Through Bill Gates!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?

I don't have the Ferrari.

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!

What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Why is Saturn richer than other planets?

It has a ring!