Wealth jokes
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I would be making Eli fucking rich
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.