Wealth jokes
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Baller.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.