what do you call an chineze rich man. Cha Ching
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini
If your drive a Lamborghini, than you have a tiny whennie
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
Q: what do you cool a Chinese billionaire
A: Cha-Ching
What makes a raccoon š¦ very rich?
Its rings!
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
Police officers hope youāre a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini
I don't have Lamborghini in my garage
my syndrome may be down but my money be up š
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but canāt grab the money
