What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert
When I was younger,I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them,by the way,have you see my sister??
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
Your so scary that even your hairline ran a way
Q.what's the best way to eat a squirrel A.open up its little legs
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
