Stephen Hawking and the Afterlife

This is a pun based on Stephen Hawking's physical condition, which required him to use a wheelchair. The joke plays on the phrase "stairway to heaven", implying that someone who can't use stairs will go to hell.

• Stephen Hawking
• Stairway
• Wheelchair
• Hell
• Religion
• Stairs

• Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven? A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
• Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven? Because there is no ramp to heaven.
• How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
• How do we know Stephen is dying in hell? There’s a stairway to heaven.