Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
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Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Q: If you're going to rape an AISH worker and suddenly lose your boner, what do you do?
A: Use your fist.
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
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If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny but that's no reason to lose your head.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
You're really special. But the R in special is silent.
Q. Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians? A. He thought they tasted funny.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
I'd tell a Luigi joke but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Q. what do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head? A. An ambulance.
Incest. When your genealogy chart is a straight line.