I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
Simone
@simone
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!