whats the best way to get a man to confess to a rape? ask him to tell a rape joke
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon
Technobable's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above)
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What is Satan's way to go to places, a helicopter
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
I'm really bad at giving directions. But, don't take that the wrong way.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
Knock knock. Who's there ? It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
