Water jokes
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
How do you confuse a fish? Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
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What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)