My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I donβt blame him, I donβt like soggy vegetables either.
gay fish
Whatβs green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad??
To drown herself
What kind of fish π comes out at night π?
A starfish.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
πͺπ‘οΈ π©Έ
Whats the only gun that doesn't exist in africa? A water gun
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? β Because his dad never brought the milk.β
Fisherman are the best at networking.
