What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?

Water, JK it’s cyanide

Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!

how many africans does it take to change a light

a water bottle

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

i slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :) -Kachow!!! -LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

The first priest asks the second, “How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?”, the priest replies, “No clue… I close my eyes when I masturbate”

What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.

What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?

If you throw water over them both, they both die…

My friend:What are you doing Me:I´m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I´m boiling the hell out of it.

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, “Oh no the sharks will get him.” All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, “Professional Courtesy.”

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don´t you RECAP on what you said?

What did one droplet say to the other

Water u thinking

water

What day should you drink water? Thursday, Thirstday

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

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