Water Jokes

What is a dry swimmer🏊‍♂️?

Not in the water🌊...

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet

I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.

Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0

The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.

Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.

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What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?

Water, JK it’s cyanide

My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.

On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

How do you stop a baby from drowning?

-Lift up your foot

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"