Water jokes
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Who doesn't know it? 😂
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.