What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Water Jokes
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
