Water jokes

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

Only one man came out alive.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

What makes sad people jump? A bridge.

What cow can part water? Mooses.

Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.

Why are fish easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.

My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.