Water jokes
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Let's have toast in the bath.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.