Water jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Memes
My life rn
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.