i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
What comes up on small oceans micro waves
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
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What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭
