Water jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!