Water jokes
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.