RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
