Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
what is a fish without i's fsh
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There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
why are fish smart
they live in a school
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.