What runs but does not walk. It’s water

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”. She says “Vinegar and water”

Is your tap water running well you

Beta go catch it

do u love water?

then u love 75% of me

stan jojo siwa

What did the water say to the water ‘‘Water’’ you doing.

If water makes you laugh then jokes make you pee

Q: What do you call a tsunami.A: your moms water breaking.

Whats a currents favroute juice?

Black “current”!

Are u from tEnESeEE cuz I eAt AsES

Hot water look a**

one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,

I am really hot but I hate water what am I

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

do u love water?

then u love 75% of mw

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!!!

Why don’t Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn’t have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

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