Water Jokes

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

The Arabian Sea is in which state

liquid

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

gay fish

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈