Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get I’m sick af from these stories
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there little Frankey
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
