Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?

What do u call a downy under water

Dead fish

The first priest asks the second, “How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?”, the priest replies, “No clue… I close my eyes when I masturbate”

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!!!

What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.

Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

My friend:What are you doing Me:I´m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I´m boiling the hell out of it.

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, “Oh no the sharks will get him.” All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, “Professional Courtesy.”

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they’re forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, “So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot.”

Why don’t Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop

What did the fish say when he got to the dam? Dam water. Dam!

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don´t you RECAP on what you said?

What did one droplet say to the other

Water u thinking

What day should you drink water? Thursday, Thirstday

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

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