How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
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They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
What cow can part water? Mooses
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
