Water jokes
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!