Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee

Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.

Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

What is a cow’s favorite water sport?


This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.

His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.

The guy left her and the owner made her leave.

Where do you get 30% of your Agua…? From AGUAfers

How to get a 1000 followers on instagram?

Run through africa with a bottle of water.

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle

What is the opposite of salt water 💦?

Pepper water 💦.

what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo

Knock Knock, Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!

What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

If a pregnant woman is under water, isn’t she technically a submarine?

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?

I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.