Water jokes

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?

A wet pebble.

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Why drink water and not bleach?

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.