Water jokes

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Hot water look a**.

Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.