Water jokes

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?

A wet pebble.

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Hot water look a**.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."