Water jokes
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Why drink water and not bleach?
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Hot water look a**.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."