Water jokes
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
Tides right?
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.