Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Water Jokes
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
