Water jokes
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
gay fish.