Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
Ok so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
why are fish smart
they live in a school
im high & its very hotππππ πππ i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA πππππππππππππ
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
Your so poor when you drink water from a cup people flick a coin into it
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
what is a fish without i's fsh
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
