I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Water Jokes
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
