Water

Water jokes

People

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

Mama

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Dream

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

Wine

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Emo

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Life

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

Kid

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

Depression

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Wheelchair

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

Blonde

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Bird

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Buffalo

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Lightbulb

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!