What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Sum dude: Water you thinking? Me: you drowning in my head
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
What day should you drink water? Thursday, Thirstday
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
what is the thirstiest ocean in the world
the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It squrted in my eye god dammit
Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
I was making holy water and my girlfriend walked in saying what are you doing and I said making holy water and she said how are you making holy water I'm boiling the h#ll out of it
dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet. No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
how many africans does it take to change a light
a water bottle
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
