Water jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.