Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
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What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
If you are dehydrated you should get well soon.
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
y do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
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