Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
That dam looks dam cool
Where do you get 30% of your Agua...? From AGUAfers
Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent
I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her and the owner made her leave.
what do fish smoke? a puffer
how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
I said to the fish I have dam
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
