Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Water Jokes
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
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Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
