Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says "Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink". The bartender says "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!". The drunk says "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink". The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?". She says "Vinegar and water"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
Why did the guy get the hose
Because the girl was smoking hot
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
water
Q:why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water? A:because it gives her more work!
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn't making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
What always roars, but can not talk. What always moves, but can not walk
A waterfall
