Water jokes
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Dams are dam strange.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!