Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
Are u from tEnESeEE cuz I eAt AsES
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What’s water see in orphans that they don’t. There parents.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
