Water jokes
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Dams are dam strange.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Memes
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!