Water jokes

Dams are dam strange.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb.

Did you know the Titanic sank in water?

Titanic 1, Africa 0.

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

How do you cause an African parade?

You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

Why do orphans like water?

Cuz they drink it ;)