Water jokes
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Dams are dam strange.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!