Water jokes
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
I took a sip of water.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Dams are dam strange.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"