what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
If you are dehydrated you should get well soon.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
Ok so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood’s thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
