What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Water Jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Let's have toast in the bath.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
