Water jokes

How are corpses like pools?

Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Let's have toast in the bath.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."