Water jokes

How are corpses like pools?

Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What did the icicle say to the snow?

"Why do you have to be so soft?"

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Let's have toast in the bath.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.