Water jokes

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

Let's have toast in the bath.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

What did the icicle say to the snow?

"Why do you have to be so soft?"

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

How are corpses like pools?

Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

TV: Water found on Mars...

Mars: 1

Africa: 0