Water jokes

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Let's have toast in the bath.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.