Water jokes

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

TV: Water found on Mars...

Mars: 1

Africa: 0

How are corpses like pools?

Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.