Let's have toast in the bath.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
