What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
You smell like tap water and cornflakes
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
what did sally say when she is stuck in the water with kelp. I NEED KELP KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
