Water jokes
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish