Water jokes
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Memes
W dog
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.