Water jokes
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*