Water jokes
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
"Among Us" tea water.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
This site.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.