Water jokes
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*