Water jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.