Water jokes
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Tides right?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.