Water jokes
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Memes
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*