Water jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Memes
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!