Water jokes
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!