Water jokes
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.