Water jokes
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Water?
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"