Water jokes
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Memes
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!