Water jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

The "W" in African stands for water.

The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.

Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."

She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."

Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!