Go Kermit toaster bath
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
