Water jokes
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
"Among Us" tea water.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.