One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
What cow can part water? Mooses
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
