Water jokes
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!