Water jokes
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.