Water

Water Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

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What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.