Water jokes
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.