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Toddler

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "My friend's toddler babbled 'don't forget to subscribe' as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 'goodbye'", superimposed on an image of a man's face.

Ninja

Jfkisafk · 2 years ago

A picture of a hallway with a door slightly ajar, and the text "Ninja cat" and "is watching you" on the top and bottom.

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Snitch

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'

Video

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical YouTube mobile app interface. The top window shows a man in a suit (Dean Winters as the Allstate 'Mayhem' character) during an ad. Text overlays indicate 'Sponsored · 2 of 9,604 · 95:58:07'. Below, a notification card features a blue circle with a party popper icon and the text 'You won the ad lottery! This month, you'll watch only ads so 22,709 users can enjoy YouTube without ads.' Two buttons at the bottom read 'Invite a friend to help' and 'Oh, okay'.

Fun

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

Racist

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

Mom

ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Call

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Bill Gates

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "Bill Gates in his billion dollar bunker watching me empty a cement truck into his only exit." Below the text is a close-up of a man with blond hair.

Netflix

fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

Watching Netflix for hours

A gray cat stares forward with a slightly annoyed expression. The image is overlaid with text that says, "Netflix: 'Are You Still Watching?' Me:".

Reflection

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A furry, white monster with glowing eyes and visible teeth looks directly at the viewer against a blue background. The text in the meme says: when the netflix asks if you're "still watching" and you see your reflection in the black screen.

Netflix

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two boxes of cereal called "Colon Blow" with a warning: "May cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician." Text at the top reads "Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's son:". There are two bowls of the cereal.

South Park

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Me and my 3 friends be like :

The image shows four cartoon characters with big smiles next to a TV screen. The text above the images reads "ME AND THE GANG WATCHING SOUTH PARK BE LIKE". On the TV screen, the cartoon character Eric Cartman from South Park is visible.

Security Guard

Wade · 3 years ago

Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

Pokemon

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When you're watching pokémon when you're 18 years old

Pikachu is lying in a bed, with a blanket covering most of his body. Only his head and a small part of his back are visible.

Tragedy

Kai :) · 3 years ago

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Toddler

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

Coma

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still image shows a close up of a gorilla's face against a black background with the text: "Bros face when he's in a coma, only able to blink, watching me stroke it in front of him."

Video Game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a video game showing a futuristic cityscape at night with neon lights and a car driving down a wet street. Below the image is a comment from a user named hasannn.alliii saying, 'Me too sick game btw what's it called.'

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