Snitch memes

Pornography

1 year ago

A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'

Blood

1 year ago

The image shows a puppet of Ernie looking angry holding a long thin object. Below him another puppet, Bert, looks terrified. There is text below the puppets: "This is what happens to snitches!" Ernie suddenly shouted. The last thing Bert ever saw was his own blood spraying across the mirror.

Classmate

1 year ago

THey do be tryna snitch tho

The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.

Stitch

1 year ago

A portrait of William E. Boeing is superimposed over a vintage airplane. Text above Boeing reads, "Snitches get stitches," and his name is below.

Jokes

Cop

7 years ago

Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!

Insult

3 years ago

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Shooting Range

4 years ago

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Snitch jokes