Coke memes

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.