Home Alone

Home Alone Jokes

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.

A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.

The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none

A man and a child walk into the woods, the child turns to the man and says: "Mister, can we go home, it's getting late and I'm scared to walk home". The man turns to the child and says: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"