Scary movie jokes

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.