Scary movie jokes

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"