Scary movie jokes

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.