How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
