War jokes
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.