Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
War Jokes
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Gay people would suck at war.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
The Nazis.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
My dad killed Hitler.
