War jokes

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

Why was Hitler broke?

The gas prices are outrageous.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

Women need to be in the kitchen.

Gay people would suck at war.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.

LOLOLOOLOLLOL

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

The Nazis.