Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
they said alakbar
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;
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A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.
What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
