War jokes
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.