War jokes
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺