Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war *cold war*
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
what is war used for (put in comments below)
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
