What do you call six gay people in a war... RAINBOW SIX SEIGE
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
what do you call a person who died in war? Little Johnny.
Why did Germany win World war two? Wait- thats not right... um... excuse me while i look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
what was my great grandpas last words
SHIT MG42!!!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
