What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
