War jokes
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.