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Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner is wanted!

Why do orphans play GTA?

They want to be wanted.

Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?