Want jokes

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

An outlaw is wanted.

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!