Want jokes

Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

What do squirrels and men have in common?

They always want a nut.

A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?