Want jokes

I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”

What do squirrels and men have in common?

They always want a nut.

A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.