Want jokes
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!