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"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.