Want jokes

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

I want to cream, rn.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Do you want to hear a cold joke?

Can't. It warmed up.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

Because they want to be wanted.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

What's the difference between bounties and orphans?

The bounty is wanted.

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!