Want jokes

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

"Yes."

"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

I want to cream, rn.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

They aren't wanted.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.