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Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
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Honestly
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.