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There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
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Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.