Want jokes

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

"Yes."

"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

No, I don't want to.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"