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Why can’t an orphan play GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Why did the police play baseball?

Why?

He wanted to play catch.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.