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Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why is this true?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
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What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.