Want jokes

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!