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A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!