Want jokes
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Memes
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
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What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
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