Want jokes

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.