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Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂