Nine Gold Coins

In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you absolute unit of ignorance. The man was too greedy in his sleep and woke up broke. Now he is trying to trick his own brain back into the deal. You probably think you can go back to sleep to fix your life too, but facts don't care about your naps.

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