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Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?