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Maria

    • Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

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    • Rapper

    • Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

    Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

    Blonde joke

    • A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

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    • Vegetable

    • If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

    Rapper

    • Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

    Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

    Rapper

    • Why did the rapper become an electrician?

    Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

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    • Fat

    • Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

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