Walk jokes

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"